A LOAD OF CRAP

Dog Waste Services · Southport · Estd 2026

A LOAD OF CRAP

We scoop, we spray, we take it away!

Weekly dog waste removal for Southport gardens. Helping owners with their dog mess — so the lawn is always clean to play.

Every visit, every garden. Officially crap free.

• Southport dog owners •

£15 A WEEK.

Locked for 12 months

First 20 clients only

Once they're gone, they're gone.

  • Same day every week
  • Gate photo sent
  • Cancel whenever
Claim a spot on WhatsApp

HOW IT WORKS

Three steps. Zero effort from you. Zero landmines on the lawn.

WE SCOOP

Every last one — lawn, borders, behind the shed. If your dog hid it, we'll find it.

WE SPRAY

Each spot gets a pet-safe disinfect and deodorise, so it's clean — not just clear.

WE TAKE IT AWAY

Bagged, sealed and gone with us — or into your own bin and you save £1 a week.

STRAIGHT-TALKING PRICES

All prices per week. No contracts — cancel whenever.

FIRST VISIT

Priced on the state of the garden, agreed with you before anything is booked.

First visit prices by garden condition
Fair up to a week of wasteNo charge
Moderate 2–4 weeks£35
Heavy 1–3 months£60
Full reset longer, or overgrownFrom £85

ONGOING SERVICE

Weekly visits, priced per week. Use your own bin and save.

Ongoing weekly service prices by number of dogs and visits per week
We take it awayYour own bin
One dog · once a week£20£19
One dog · twice a week£38£36
Two dogs · once a week£25£24
Two dogs · twice a week£45£43
Three dogs · once a week£30£29
Three dogs · twice a week£55£53

More than three dogs? Fair play — message us and we'll sort a price.

WHERE WE SCOOP

Southport and the surrounding area.

Birkdale · Ainsdale · Churchtown · Hillside · Marshside · Crossens · Kew — and more.

Not sure if we cover you? Message us your postcode — if we can get to you, we'll scoop for you.

THIS GARDEN IS
OFFICIALLY CRAP FREE.

Yours could be too.

WhatsApp 07777 934017

Bookings by WhatsApp — message any time.